Skinny Jeans...

So... what the fuck is going on here??? At first I thought to myself "Okay, I suppose that if I were gay, I'd want other gay guys to know this from across the room", then I noticed more and more guys wearing them. "They can't all be gay", I thought. Don't get me wrong, I don't have any issue with homosexuals; in fact I've had a few gay friends over the years. Apparently, they're not all gay; somehow this fashion was once adopted by skateboarders (women wear spandex when they exercise, so this theory must apply to guys leaping around on a piece of wood with wheels), and has now become the fad amongst those in their teens and twenties. So what is it with this trend? Are these guys trying to show off their lack of leg musculature to the ladies? I never see any guys with legs thicker than my wrist wearing them... Do these guys even get girls? From what I've witnessed around campus, it seems not. Of course, I do see a guy or two with their lower half crammed into pants the size of my boxers with a girl once in a while, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything... I walk around with different girls all the time and I'm not fucking all of them. These girls usually have skinny jeans too (as they should), and I wonder if maybe in these troubled financial times they're just sharing pants to save money. Is queer eye for the straight guy responsible for this? I have no idea because I don't watch lifetime. So to all you 'fashionable' chicken-legged guys out there who need to participate in faux gay trends just to look different because you want everyone to think that you're a unique individual who has a sense of style, grow some balls and just be yourself... I say grow some because it's disgustingly obvious that the ones you have are tiny and squished single file into your left pant leg.

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I used to have a blog a long time ago (about 6 or 7 years), and people seemed to enjoy it. Unfortunately, I can't seem to recover it (angelfire must have deleted it), so here we are. I have a few ideas as to what this space will be devoted to; I'd like to outline some of my beliefs, talk about current events, praise and badmouth people I know or meet (I have this idea for "Tool of the Week" here at school... we'll see if that works, there is no shortage of idiots here). Hopefully this blog will spark some debate!